Thursday, July 3, 2008

Some things I have recently learned from my 3 year old

1.) Sea lions kiss with their whiskers.

2.) Kangaroos Hop. REAL slowly.

3.) If you step on one of those sewer lids on the sidewalk, you will fall in and get burned by the fire.

4.) Sharks come out of eggs from their mothers' tails. Baby cows also come out of their mothers' tails.

5.) Skeletons eat little kids.

6.) Tigers also eat little kids.

7.) Monsters don't wear sweatshirts.

8.) Tiger/dragon/bleeding monster/warriors don't wear clothes.

9.) Some dogs eat other dogs and little kids.


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